This letter was dropped in our mailbox by one of our neighbors who clearly has it all figured out. Seriously, people! This is very important. Please print this out and mail it to the White House:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
We must act now before the FBI ruin our semen!
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I KNEW it!!! Always going after my semen.
I, for one, welcome our new semen blood-ruining satanic law of devil-following overlords.
Your neighbor just got a boxed set of X-Files DVDs. And some PCP.
And this is why I live on the westside.
Past life as a handwriting analyst allows me to comment…Italicized all capitols says “bed wetter”, plus symbol used instead of the word “and” says strict Catholic upbringing. Recommend flooding Pennsylvania Avenue’s FAX machine with the original Flickr image using Dropio’s new FAX service ( http://drop.io/fax )
a letter written by the love child of Yoda and David Icke perhaps???
I heart that letter.