God bless in-flight orgasms

by Micki Krimmel on March 30, 2007 · 4 comments

Check out this email I got today from a pilot I met last year on my way to Burningman:

This actually happened.

The other day on a US Airways Express Dash-8 flight from LYH to CLT a mother and daughter got on board w/the mom telling everyone “god bless you” to every passenger that would look up at her. Moments after take-off the mom walks up to the Flight Attendant and tells her that she was going to sue the airline.

Naturally, the FA asks why she is upset. The mom proceeds to tell the FA
that the vibrations from the plane had given her teenage daughter multiple
orgasms and the mom even went as far as to place pillow’s on her daughter’s
seat in an attempt to muffle the vibrations.

Just thought I’d share this to everyone who thought they had heard it all.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Clintus March 30, 2007 at 11:14 pm

OMG that’s kinda hot.

Cuoredifango April 2, 2007 at 2:36 am

this is fool, what the hell the people invent to have money

jimh April 2, 2007 at 8:40 pm

“You are now free to moan about the cabin?”

Elizabeth April 3, 2007 at 5:01 am

If I were the mom, I would have switched seats with her daughter.

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