the master is cleanse is bull shit. it’s a starvation diet and completely unhealthy. that is physically speaking. some may think that you’re doing a lot of mental cleansing too (it takes a lot of will power to starve yourself for a week or so), but there are much healthier ways to sweep out the cobwebs in the attic.

as far as “cleansing” goes, your body has a pretty good system built in to get rid of things you don’t need. our gut is almost constantly moving and squishing and secreting and absorbing and, well, digesting. it has been tested and updated for millions of years by that great sequence of events we know and love as evolution. our intestines are not harboring loads of mercury from all the smoked salmon we ate at the 7 graduation open houses we went to last weekend, that’s already in our blood, it will work itself out eventually. anyway, i really just don’t want people to starve themselves, it’s not worth it. go jogging/walking/dancing/prancing if you feel a little unwanted fluff around the midsection, eat some fiber if you really believe all of that general tso’s chicken never made it all the way out and must be lodged in some remote corner of your tract, right there with that wad of bubble-yum you were dared to swallow. quit smoking or drinking or masturbating or listening to music for an extended period of time if you want the mental challenge.

ok, rant achieved.

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